Magdalena the Allegedly Sentient
Me: Thursday is my day off; I don't have to be out the door until, like, 9 AM, and I should be back by 7 or 8 PM.
This is probably the best kitten selfie I’ve ever been able to get with my webcam. Except that I just got out of the shower, which is when my face is at its ugliest, but fortunately, my webcam quality is just low enough that you can’t see how ugly I am, so it’s all good.

This is probably the best kitten selfie I’ve ever been able to get with my webcam. Except that I just got out of the shower, which is when my face is at its ugliest, but fortunately, my webcam quality is just low enough that you can’t see how ugly I am, so it’s all good.

candynecklaces:

cliffhangers are so

vintagebrides:

Late 1960’s - early 1970’s bride with her attendants

I challenge the people of the internet to find uglier bridesmaid dresses. I find it doubtful that anyone can do it.

vintagebrides:

Late 1960’s - early 1970’s bride with her attendants

I challenge the people of the internet to find uglier bridesmaid dresses. I find it doubtful that anyone can do it.

Me: *writes text post*
Me: Never mind.
Me: *clicks cancel*

I really, really, really wish I had today off. It’s been like a month since I’ve had a single day off, and it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have a day off between now and mid-December. 

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

lunalovegouda:

There’s Benedict…

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and then there’s Benedict

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sometimes I forget they’re the same person