Magdalena the Allegedly Sentient

Why do I love this video so much what is wrong with my brain

Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down His life for His friends, but second place goes to when the cat doesn’t hate you even though her food bowl is empty.

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

This is why we don’t trust the science side to define. Explain, don’t define.

Oh, sure - catholics sing... just not those of the Roman ilk. (Small c on purpose.) Yep, guess who's Lutheran? :-)

tipofthescepter:

frauluther:

I assume you have met the gang or shall I summon them?

*stumbles in dressed in mismatched clothes with bed head hair* LUTHERAN GANG REPORTING FOR DUTY

Did someone say the word Lutheran? Here we come! Everyone, get out your Book of Concord and your Bible and your twisted sense of humor!

nevver:

The Internet takes over the World

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

I love it.

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you



AWWWWWW

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

AWWWWWW

art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins

Easter, y’all