Magdalena the Allegedly Sentient
Reblog If You Grew Up With This

sanityscraps:

youaresosmall:

jumpushfall:

jumpushfall:

a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:

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NOT this:

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kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

Barefoot, in the snow

Running away from velociraptors

AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

Middle-aged People: The music was so much better when I was young.

Middle-aged People: These songs from my youth are so timeless. They speak to everyone.

Middle-aged People: What do you mean, you love these songs, too? You can’t possibly know them; you’re way too young!

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

Oh goodness I miss those days.

Things I have to do this evening:

  • Write a paper that is due tomorrow for my 1:00 class
  • Write another paper that is also due tomorrow for my 1:00 class
  • Write a thing that is due tomorrow for my 6:00 class

Things I already did this afternoon:

  • Played seven games of chess
  • Edited my to-do list three times
  • Ate two bowls of ice cream
  • Combed the cat

tipofthescepter:

dggeoff:

feferipixies:

barnabasdeimos:

diglettdevious:

little-kitten-doll:

fast-and-fit:

THIS

To everyone who says it’s too expensive to eat on a budget. 

I love Twizzlers 

Where the fuck are you people buying your food that it costs so little?!

i’ve eaten those goddamn veggie burgers and they’re 7 bucks ON SALE

BRUH IDK WHERE U SHOP BUT TAKE ME THERE PLEASE AND THANK YOU

someone please find me this magical store because it’s definitely not Wal-Mart, Target, or Kroger

Pretty sure it’s not anywhere in Illinois. Illinois is an expensive place to live, y’all. 

Today is the most uneventful day I’ve had in a really long time, and I need to be using it to get caught up in homework, but instead I’m just sitting around feeling really depressed and overwhelmed because that car accident last month totally ruined everything and I’m probably never going to get my life back on track.

I may or may not be able to post stuff over the next few days. But, just so you know, as of next week, I plan to start posting lots more stuff on my Lutheran side blog. (tisgoodtobelutheran) That one has gained quite a lot of new followers lately, even though I haven’t posted anything at all since the middle of Lent. So that’s pretty cool.

Ugh

Looking at police records and filling out paperwork about the car crash and getting really stressed and upset about the whole situation

inhimthereisnoshadowofturning:

tipofthescepter:

My mom just suggested I try christianmingle help

Just tell her you have a boyfriend named Bobby

I SEE YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN THE MEMO YET

LAURA IS GOING TO MARRY MY BROTHER

MY SISTER AND I DECIDED

anastasia1marie:

magdalena49:

magdalena49:

anastasia1marie:

magdalena49:

Sure thing. Although, come to think of it, you’re welcome to MY brother as far as I’m concerned.

Oh my gosh, I ship it.I ship it so much.

Okay, it’s official. Laura, congratulations, you’re engaged. Now who volunteers to tell my brother?

Um, so my mother just told me not to give my brother away on the internet. So yeah, that’s a bummer. Sorry, y’all.

Tell her he’s okay with it.

All right, she approves now. Problem solved. The wedding’s still on.

anastasia1marie:

magdalena49:

magdalena49:

anastasia1marie:

magdalena49:

Sure thing. Although, come to think of it, you’re welcome to MY brother as far as I’m concerned.

Oh my gosh, I ship it.I ship it so much.

Okay, it’s official. Laura, congratulations, you’re engaged. Now who volunteers to tell my brother?

Um, so my mother just told me not to give my brother away on the internet. So yeah, that’s a bummer. Sorry, y’all.

Tell her he’s okay with it.

All right, she approves now. Problem solved. The wedding’s still on.